The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated & Politically Incorrect Jokes by Geoff Tibballs

Author:Geoff Tibballs
Language: eng
Format: mobi, azw3, epub, pdf
ISBN: 9781849011600
Publisher: Constable & Robinson
Published: 2011-12-31T06:12:16+00:00

Next he asked the second man, a marine, who answered: ‘I’ll have from the tips of both arms outstretched, sahr!’

‘OK,’ said the commander, measuring the marine’s outstretched arms. ‘That’s 75 inches, so here’s $7,500.’

Finally he asked the third soldier, an explosives expert, who said: ‘I’ll have from the tip of my dick to the end of my balls, sahr!’

The commander was slightly taken aback by the request but agreed and began to measure the private’s privates. After a few seconds, he suddenly stood up and demanded: ‘Where are your balls, soldier?’

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